[Lyric] Condom Salesman (Fatboys.com)

[Skinnydickpenis]
Fuck 'em, sniff 'em, love 'em, kiss 'em, I don't even care
If you're buying condoms from me, then it's buyers beware
Because I put holes in them

I don't even care

Everyone's gonna have babies

'Cause I have rabies

You might as well be unprotected

Because I am unrespected

I'm a businessman at heart

Splooge your load...
And get off to a fresh start
With your nеw family
Good luck with that, baby

[epic guitar solo]