[Skit]
I am the author you're looking for.
To the only good woman out there,
I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect men. I'm a fun kinda man.
I'm an admirable gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my lovable personality, closly followed by my smashing toenails. I hope you will not laugh at my toenails, as women have in thе past, or treat my feet like a joke.
I work as a author, hеlping children. This allows me to exercise my skills: bravery and programming computers. My job once caused me to encounter Teri Hatcher, yet still women treat me like junk. It's just not on.
My life goals include:
Star in the next Star Wars film.
Punish women for being evil
Discover that there are still some good women in the world
Become the best author I can be
Help all the children in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be giving and virtuous. You won't be afraid to be open and honest and will have a healthy respect for friendship.
My ideal date would involve baking in Ireland with a brown woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your slimy abs, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.
In case I haven't made myself clear, women have hurt me in the past - bad. My last partner nailed my grandmother to a spike. Now I'm looking for a virtuous woman with slimy abs, as I read in a magazine that they are the least evil.
May the force be with you.
Prove me wrong about women?
I am gonna be single forever
I am the author you're looking for.
To the only good woman out there,
I'll be honest with you. I've been hurt pretty bad in the past. I refuse to be a cash machine or play thing ever again. So don't message me unless you know how to respect men. I'm a fun kinda man.
I'm an admirable gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my lovable personality, closly followed by my smashing toenails. I hope you will not laugh at my toenails, as women have in thе past, or treat my feet like a joke.
I work as a author, hеlping children. This allows me to exercise my skills: bravery and programming computers. My job once caused me to encounter Teri Hatcher, yet still women treat me like junk. It's just not on.
My life goals include:
Star in the next Star Wars film.
Punish women for being evil
Discover that there are still some good women in the world
Become the best author I can be
Help all the children in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be giving and virtuous. You won't be afraid to be open and honest and will have a healthy respect for friendship.
My ideal date would involve baking in Ireland with a brown woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your slimy abs, hoping to myself that you're not another nutter.
In case I haven't made myself clear, women have hurt me in the past - bad. My last partner nailed my grandmother to a spike. Now I'm looking for a virtuous woman with slimy abs, as I read in a magazine that they are the least evil.
May the force be with you.
Prove me wrong about women?
I am gonna be single forever
( Logan182 )
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