[Lyric] Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? (Frank Zappa & The Mothers)

Dee-doo, be-do, boo
Da-dun

Does this kind of life look interesting to you?
Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen
Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the French Riviera at the Midem convention
A fake tie, the whole bit
Watch Mutt eat and Leon feed the geese
One thousand green business cards with your name and the wrong address
Plus six royalty statements
Inspected and customized by Rantoon Tan, Hantoon Frammin, and Dee
Followed by twelve potential suicides
As thе members of your group, past and presеnt, find out they can't collect unemployment
A dog, a car, an epidemic of body lice and your own record company
Your name on the door
Electric buzzer to the inner office and Ona's tits
And a three month supply of German bookings with tickets on Air Rangoon
Does this kind of life look interesting to you?
As a fake rock and roll guitar player in a comedy group?
Han-a, Han-a, Han-a
Two hundred motels
Two hundred motels
Ran-toon, ran-tan, nan-han-han
Two hundred motels
I'm stealing the room
I'm stealing the room

I'm stealing the room

Stealing the room
Stealing the—
Stealing the room
Stealing
Stealing
Stealing the—
I— I
I am
I am stealing
Stealing
I am stealing