[Lyric] I dont like your new boyfriend (Aidan Bernales)

[Chorus 1]
I simmer down in anger and send myself to hyperdrive
Mercury was in retrograde when I saw your pic that night
I thought you liked us unique, why’d you settle for a stereotype?
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his Off-Whites

[Verse 1]
I’m not sure what to say cuz you’re making it hard
I know you like to fight, I guess you wanted to be scarred
Cuz with arms like that, he looks like he could break a fall
Or punch a dry-wall

I don’t really think you know the meaning of a break
Two weeks after falling out, you rise back, anyway
But your choice of guy seems like you’d gone through a mеltdown
(I think it’s called a step down)

[Chorus 2]
If it was your intention to rеv up my engine, it worked when
Ever you’re with him, it looks like you’re doing charity work
I think you were going for jock, but ended up with jerk
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his tall height
Have you compared his letters next to my poetry?
You got yourself a baby who can’t do basic geometry
Do your parents ask why you can’t find a man as smart as me
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his small mind

[Verse 2]
I don’t like him, not a bit, not a second, not a mo-
Meant to be is your caption, I think you should take it slow-
Er, remember when you said that to me, then my heart broke
It was a joke

I don’t like him, not a bit, not a second, not an eon
Heard you’re playing hard to get, but he was born to be dumb
Guess you like them spoiled, to all the victors they belong
Will it even be long?

Look at him, then look at me, then see how you’re wrong
If this was a chess game, it’s clear who’s the pawn
Cuz I heard from your friends, you sometimes call him by my name
I call that checkmate

[Chorus 3]
I wonder how many tears you’ve shed because he goaded you
He towers like a mountain, but I bet he’s just eroding you
Crying to your friends over the fifth time he ghosted you
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his brown eyes
Bet you thought he’d raise you up, now you’re wondering why he sinks
When you got the store-bought model, was he the same shiny prick?
Now you’ve unclothed the truth and seen how he has a tiny, tiny
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his road bike

[Verse 3]
What does your boyfriend have to say?
What does your boyfriend have to say?
What does your boyfriend have to say?
What does your boyfriend have to say?

[Bridge]
It’s a dog eat dog world, dude, you either win some or you lose some
Say I stole your girl, but is it stealing if she wanted to run
Away from the boy who all her friends say is a big loser?
I guess that’s why my girlfriend calls you the old one

[Chorus 4]
I simmer down in anger and send myself to hyperdrive
Mercury was in retrograde when I saw your pic that night
I thought you liked us unique, why’d you settle for a stereotype?
I don’t like your new boyfriend and his Off-Whites

Sorry I’m lashing out, I don’t really mean to start a fight, but
Everything I said before ain’t really why I don’t like him
What if I told you that there’s only one reason why
I don’t like your new boyfriend 'cuz he’s not mine