[Lyric] Kitty Genocide (Period Tears)

[Intro: Jorge and Sam]
I'm just so depressed because I just ran out of Cheetos
Fuck a cat - slit its throat

[Refrain]
Meow!

[Verse 1: Jorge and Sam]
My grandma's ass smells like liquid waste
Pokémon turn me on
I'm no Pokémon, but can I Pikachu?
I wanna suck Abraham Lincoln's DICK! (Jorge, go)
And his grandma's, and his great grandma's
And then George Washington's
And then Adam and Eve's
I wanna lick your facial hair
Oh, me too

[Refrain]
Meow!
[Bridge: Jorge and Sam]
How's the weather? BAD!
The reason I buy tampons is not 'cause I'm a girl, it's because I cut myself

[Refrain]
Meow!

[Verse 2: Jorge and Sam]
Drink some tea made out of my cum
I shop at Hot Topic because my topic is hot
Johnny Depp, come suck my dick
I'm the god damn Batman
Well, I'm the Ghost Rider
And I Drive Angry
And I melt your Facе/Off
I'm the Sorcerer's Apprеntice
You're my National Treasure

[Refrain]
Meow!