[Verse 1]
We just finished fucking each other
It was pretty good, not great
We matched on a phone application
You said you weren't looking to date
Now we’re lying naked, in the bed
And our silence fills the air
You turn your head towards me
As you reach to touch my hair…
[Chorus 1]
“I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,”
You casually say with a grin
My mouth drops open, my eyes open wide
Don’t even know where to begin
You haven’t told me about them before now
Or bothered to give them a mention
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
[Verse 2]
We’ve gone on a couple of dates before now
And somehow the moment is right
I go back with you to your bedroom
And we screw all through the night
I wake up refreshed the next morning
“Oh good, you’re up!” you croon
I brace myself, and hold my breath
Don’t want to judge too soon…
[Chorus 2]
“Do you think you could back my Kickstarter?
Just 3,000 dollars to go!”
I can’t palm my face any harder
This is shit you should already know!
You haven’t told me about it before now
Or bothered to give it a mention
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
[Verse 3]
When you invited me to your orgy
I figured “Okay, what the hell?”
The group was all super attractive
And I’d had a bit of a dry spell
I should have suspected that something was off
Or at least all was not as should be
After several embraces, I found several faces
All peering down at me
[Bridge]
“I hope that you’re not too allergic
That’s the pillow where my cat sleeps.”
“Let me now tell you all about Jesus
You must know that he loves you heaps!”
“Lay back and try to get comfortable now
I’m sensing some hesitation…
But you’ll want to get the best angle
For my Powerpoint presentatioooooon~!”
[Verse 4]
So if you’re taking somebody home
Or to your hotel bed
Consider your thoughts oh-so-carefully
And beware of what is said
Do not break some new information
While you’re basking in the glow
Don’t criticize, or proselytize
Or tell them about your shoooow~!
[Chorus 4]
We’re not saying ‘withhold information’
Just tell them before you both screw
There’s too many chemicals after sex
To agree with or say no to you
If you haven’t told them about it before now
As we may have already mentioned
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
No, Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
We just finished fucking each other
It was pretty good, not great
We matched on a phone application
You said you weren't looking to date
Now we’re lying naked, in the bed
And our silence fills the air
You turn your head towards me
As you reach to touch my hair…
[Chorus 1]
“I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,”
You casually say with a grin
My mouth drops open, my eyes open wide
Don’t even know where to begin
You haven’t told me about them before now
Or bothered to give them a mention
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
[Verse 2]
We’ve gone on a couple of dates before now
And somehow the moment is right
I go back with you to your bedroom
And we screw all through the night
I wake up refreshed the next morning
“Oh good, you’re up!” you croon
I brace myself, and hold my breath
Don’t want to judge too soon…
[Chorus 2]
“Do you think you could back my Kickstarter?
Just 3,000 dollars to go!”
I can’t palm my face any harder
This is shit you should already know!
You haven’t told me about it before now
Or bothered to give it a mention
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
[Verse 3]
When you invited me to your orgy
I figured “Okay, what the hell?”
The group was all super attractive
And I’d had a bit of a dry spell
I should have suspected that something was off
Or at least all was not as should be
After several embraces, I found several faces
All peering down at me
[Bridge]
“I hope that you’re not too allergic
That’s the pillow where my cat sleeps.”
“Let me now tell you all about Jesus
You must know that he loves you heaps!”
“Lay back and try to get comfortable now
I’m sensing some hesitation…
But you’ll want to get the best angle
For my Powerpoint presentatioooooon~!”
[Verse 4]
So if you’re taking somebody home
Or to your hotel bed
Consider your thoughts oh-so-carefully
And beware of what is said
Do not break some new information
While you’re basking in the glow
Don’t criticize, or proselytize
Or tell them about your shoooow~!
[Chorus 4]
We’re not saying ‘withhold information’
Just tell them before you both screw
There’s too many chemicals after sex
To agree with or say no to you
If you haven’t told them about it before now
As we may have already mentioned
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
No, Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
( Misbehavin' Maidens )
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