Song: Scene 19-20: “Special Delivery” Dialog Protection Reel
Viewed: 11 - Published at: 2 years ago
Artist: Frank Zappa & The Mothers
Year: 2021Viewed: 11 - Published at: 2 years ago
Special delivery for Mr. Volman
Mr. Volman?
Are you Volman?
Rance Muhammitz, Rance, Rance
Muhammitz, Muhammitz, Muhammitz
In a steaming briefcase
You're Volman?
Yeah, no, no, he's Volman
Who are you?
You must call me Rance Muhammitz
Funny you should mention it, we already did
I said Rance, and he said Muhammitz just a few minutes ago
At the beginning of that song
Of course you did, lads
I was sitting across the street in a fake nightclub with an Indian gentleman
When suddenly, I felt the need, on your behalf, to communicate with me
There was a need, wasn't there?
Or you wouldn't have callеd, wouldn't you?
Well, uh, we didn't actually call you
We just said Rancе and, uh, Muhammitz a couple of times
We said Ruth in there a few times, does that count? Haha, haha, haha, haha
I'm known by many names, and I'm at your service whenever you choose to call
You're the mailman in this town, right?
You are Simmons, no, Brambert, no
You are Lickert, correct?
Yes, yes, Lickert, I do a few odd jobs here in Centerville
I am sort of the general proprietor of all its major industries
Its lakes, its parks, its lavish recreational facilities
Its homes
One day, you fix an election, the next day, you deliver the mail, haha
We in government have a wide range of services to perform for the man in the street
By the way, Mr. Volman, I have your cheeseburger
Would you care to sign for it?
Are you gonna eat that cheeseburger, Mark?
Fucking guy'll eat anything
This is registered delivery, you will have to sign for it
Sure, man, I'll sign, where's the pencil?
I don't wish to alarm you, my son, but the signature will have to be in blood
Don't have any blood, I'm too wan
Then we'll rent some blood, you still must sign
You took the mystery burger, you are in full possession of the burger
Do you know who I am?
Who? Do you know who I really am?
Really, man, who do you think you are?
Yeah, do you want me to tell you who I really think you are?
Oh, somebody tell me, who is this guy?
Mr. Volman?
Are you Volman?
Rance Muhammitz, Rance, Rance
Muhammitz, Muhammitz, Muhammitz
In a steaming briefcase
You're Volman?
Yeah, no, no, he's Volman
Who are you?
You must call me Rance Muhammitz
Funny you should mention it, we already did
I said Rance, and he said Muhammitz just a few minutes ago
At the beginning of that song
Of course you did, lads
I was sitting across the street in a fake nightclub with an Indian gentleman
When suddenly, I felt the need, on your behalf, to communicate with me
There was a need, wasn't there?
Or you wouldn't have callеd, wouldn't you?
Well, uh, we didn't actually call you
We just said Rancе and, uh, Muhammitz a couple of times
We said Ruth in there a few times, does that count? Haha, haha, haha, haha
I'm known by many names, and I'm at your service whenever you choose to call
You're the mailman in this town, right?
You are Simmons, no, Brambert, no
You are Lickert, correct?
Yes, yes, Lickert, I do a few odd jobs here in Centerville
I am sort of the general proprietor of all its major industries
Its lakes, its parks, its lavish recreational facilities
Its homes
One day, you fix an election, the next day, you deliver the mail, haha
We in government have a wide range of services to perform for the man in the street
By the way, Mr. Volman, I have your cheeseburger
Would you care to sign for it?
Are you gonna eat that cheeseburger, Mark?
Fucking guy'll eat anything
This is registered delivery, you will have to sign for it
Sure, man, I'll sign, where's the pencil?
I don't wish to alarm you, my son, but the signature will have to be in blood
Don't have any blood, I'm too wan
Then we'll rent some blood, you still must sign
You took the mystery burger, you are in full possession of the burger
Do you know who I am?
Who? Do you know who I really am?
Really, man, who do you think you are?
Yeah, do you want me to tell you who I really think you are?
Oh, somebody tell me, who is this guy?
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