Song: Scene 32: “It’s A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This…” Dialog Protection Reel
Viewed: 13 - Published at: 2 years ago
Artist: Frank Zappa & The Mothers
Year: 2021Viewed: 13 - Published at: 2 years ago
It's a good thing we get paid to do this
I could be at home getting reamed
Or listening to my new Elton John album
Oh, man, don't even talk about getting reamed
I've been without female companionship for so long
Monday, for instance
You know why you don't get laid
Nobody wants to fuck a comedian
You should be careful talking about that stuff
Why? Does he listen?
He always listens
He always watches and listens to all the guys in the band
I been in the band for years, and I know he always listens
That's how he gets all his material
He listens to us being natural, friendly
Good-natured, humorous
And then he rips us off
And he sneaks off into a secret room some place
And boils it in ammonia and he gets it perverted
And then he brings it back to us at a rehearsal and makes us play it
Hey, man, what's that over there?
It's him, it's him, he's watching
You think he heard us?
I been in the band for years
You can bet that he heard everything
Yeah, let's go over and pretend to be nice to him
Yeah, let's go over and pretend we don't know he's watching
Yeah, and ripping off our good material
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hey, Frank
Hey, that's a great new song you wrote
You know the one about the penis and everything?
I was laughing a lot the whole time I was learning it
Yeah, we were all laughing, Frank
Yeah? Well, fine
Yeah, it took a little while to get into it, man, but once we got the drift
Yeah, lots of great parts you got in there for the chorus
You know when they go, "Ran-tan, ran-tan, na-na-hamninn"
"I Steal the Room" and everything, you know
I don't even mind you ripping it off me just as long as I get paid
Oh, and I don't even mind the part where he says
"What can I say about this fabulous elixir?"
So long as me and Howard and Jeff Simmons
Who left the group just before the movie started
Get credit for special material
I could be at home getting reamed
Or listening to my new Elton John album
Oh, man, don't even talk about getting reamed
I've been without female companionship for so long
Monday, for instance
You know why you don't get laid
Nobody wants to fuck a comedian
You should be careful talking about that stuff
Why? Does he listen?
He always listens
He always watches and listens to all the guys in the band
I been in the band for years, and I know he always listens
That's how he gets all his material
He listens to us being natural, friendly
Good-natured, humorous
And then he rips us off
And he sneaks off into a secret room some place
And boils it in ammonia and he gets it perverted
And then he brings it back to us at a rehearsal and makes us play it
Hey, man, what's that over there?
It's him, it's him, he's watching
You think he heard us?
I been in the band for years
You can bet that he heard everything
Yeah, let's go over and pretend to be nice to him
Yeah, let's go over and pretend we don't know he's watching
Yeah, and ripping off our good material
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hi, Frank
Hi, man
Hey, Frank
Hey, that's a great new song you wrote
You know the one about the penis and everything?
I was laughing a lot the whole time I was learning it
Yeah, we were all laughing, Frank
Yeah? Well, fine
Yeah, it took a little while to get into it, man, but once we got the drift
Yeah, lots of great parts you got in there for the chorus
You know when they go, "Ran-tan, ran-tan, na-na-hamninn"
"I Steal the Room" and everything, you know
I don't even mind you ripping it off me just as long as I get paid
Oh, and I don't even mind the part where he says
"What can I say about this fabulous elixir?"
So long as me and Howard and Jeff Simmons
Who left the group just before the movie started
Get credit for special material
( Frank Zappa & The Mothers )
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