[Lyric] Telephone call/I kidnapped your parrot (Nathan J. Knox)

He- he- Hello
hello
hi my name is Estabon
I've taken your parret hostage
(i was literally sittin)
i uh don-
just shut up parret
ok (screams of horror)
ok no
I'm unsure if it's a parret
or if it's a dog
I'm legitimently unsure usure
I uh I uh I I uhI uh
I'm accually legitimently unsur
so could you send me the dog
I'll send you the parret
I uh
could you send me the parret
i'll send you the dog
I'm just just confirming
alright I iuh
if want i could send the palm trees outback
I think I have a few pigme trees
they're pretty good they're nice
we have a wall
just come on over
climb over
take the dog go back home
give me parret and then pay the ransome
o o o o I haven't told you the ransome
yet
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
the ransome is two million pesos
I don't want dollars I want pesos
if you pay me in dollars I will stab you
not me specificly
i'll send a carrier pigoin with a knife
he'll stab you
stab you really good
he'll stab you
the craziest thing happened today
when I kiddnapped your parret
idk it's probably a dog
this man named reginold ask me if
I wanted to buy some band candy
I said no "duck you!"
anyway pay the ransome
bye