[Lyric] The Sheriff Had a Piggy (Bob's Burgers)

[Intro: Gene]
A one, a two, a one-two-three-four!

[Verse: Linda]
Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad
He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab
Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun
'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun
Yeehaw!

[Outro: Louise]
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