[Lyric] Very Naughty Party (Toasted Heretic)

Ah weirdos and thickos & bigots & wackos
Smakk on cracks & Balkan tobaccos
Giving hand jobs in toilets & head on the stairs
Wall to wall mattress and there arent any chairs
They haven't any Pepsi and I've lost my comb
This is a very naughty party and I think I'll go home

This is a very naughty party
And I wanna go home

The music is loud and dreadfully depressing
Young ladies in black are slowly undressing
Young boys mumble lines like "I've nothing to lose"
Sniff Ajax and sneeze and then puke on their shoes
I can't bear to see scenes of such degradation
So I turn my attention to the girl and alsation...

Children these days just don't undеrstand
As I'm trapped by a girl who drums in a band
I merely askеd quite politely for a small glass of water
She must have misheard if she were my daughter
What on earth is she doing. The excesses of Rome
Have nothing on this, Christ I'd better go home
How she can do that with only one hand
Is something I'll never ever ever understand
And what on earth is he doing why he could be my double
Oh dear it's a mirror, I'm in serious trouble
The floor is unspeakable, the ceiling is scummy
I can't take any more, beam me up mummy!!