[Lyric] What Is the Point of Jeremy Corbyn? (Mitch Benn)

[Chorus]
What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
What is his purpose? Nobody knows...
They call him the leader of the opposition
So when is he going to fucking oppose?

What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
While the Tories are turning the country to shit
But his fans are all singing his name, he's still happy
Just fucking do something – you complacent old git!

[Verse 1]
He says he's the champion of the poor and the needy
But he's gonna let Brexit destroy everything
'Cos nothing else matters to Jeremy Corbyn
Than the gеneral election that hе probably can't win

[Chorus]
What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
What is he doing? Why is he here?
When we take to the streets, when the people are marching
You can always depend on him to disappear...
[Verse 2]
The people of Britain are waiting on Jeremy's
Thoughts on the crisis that's heading our way
So he tweeted a picture of a nice vegetarian
Curry he had, so I guess it's okay

[Chorus]
What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
What is his function? Has anyone guessed?
But you mustn't be mean about Jeremy Corbyn
Just drink up the Kool-Aid, 'cos Grandpa knows best

[Bridge]
Brexit's a con – the Tories are conmen
When will you join us? What will it take?
And shut the fuck up about a 'jobs-first Brexit'
That's like a 'buildings-first earthquake'...

[Chorus]
What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
It gives me no pleasure to be singing this song
The Tories are selling us all down the river
And Jeremy Corbyn's just paddling along

What is the point of Jeremy Corbyn?
Does anyone know what purpose he serves?
It's the worst government, and no opposition
It's all so much less than the country deserves
You're so much less than the country deserves